Every once-in-a-while our beloved host of MTV Live, Daryn Jones sits down with his thousands of Twitter followers for an unofficial Twitter-interview we like to call, “Dear Daryn“.
Follow him on Twitter HERE and pay attention – you never know when he’ll decide it’s time to play!
Q: What is the scratchy stuff on scratch tickets made of?
A: The skin cells of dead people glued together.
Q: The Walmart bathroom is out of shit-tickets… now what?
A: Reevaluate your life.
Q: What’s the opposite of so sick and so tight?
A: So well and so loose.
Q: Where do babies come from?
A: The front bum.
Don’t forget to follow Daryn for your chance at receiving some of his widown for your very own!