Every once-in-a-while our beloved host of MTV Live, Daryn Jones sits down with his thousands of Twitter followers for an unofficial Twitter-interview we like to call, “Dear Daryn“.

Follow him on Twitter HERE and pay attention – you never know when he’ll decide it’s time to play!

@SarahJoh_
Q: What is the scratchy stuff on scratch tickets made of?
A: The skin cells of dead people glued together.

@RAFFMAN88
Q: The Walmart bathroom is out of shit-tickets… now what?
A: Reevaluate your life.

@AmberIrvine95
Q: What’s the opposite of so sick and so tight?
A: So well and so loose.

@bren_mcnulty
Q: Where do babies come from?
A: The front bum.

Don’t forget to follow Daryn for your chance at receiving some of his widown for your very own!